UMMM, duuude, like, pass the chips and like, some more chips and y'know, maybe some more chips or somethin'.
There's this big, like, football game in two weeks between teams from the only two states in the USA where dope, I mean weed, uh, I mean marijuana is like, totally legal and everything.
Oh man, the colours of those teams are so beautiful. The Seattle Seahawks are all like, forest green. And the Denver Broncos are like, fluorescent cosmic orange.
It's like there's a kaleidoscope in my head and everybody's invited.
For those of you who are into heavy stuff like scores and all that, the Seattle Seahawks just beat the San Francisco 49ers 23-17.
Earlier today, the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots 26-16. Man, you shoulda seen that Tom Brady after the game. He was, like, totally bummed to the max.
Weed was legalised in 2012 in both Colorado Washington state, with adults allowed to possess small quantities for medical or non-medical personal use.
There is no, like, data, on consumption of corn chips and other products in said states, but it's safe to say local stores should stock up a little more than usual for the Super Bowl on Monday February 3.
Oh, and if you're heading to the game in New Jersey, maybe allow a little extra time for traffic if you know what we mean.
Whoaaaaah.
Sorry, just saw a unicorn. Big one, too.
Hey by the way, if you're into this kind of heavy stuff, here's our, like, proper match report.
Or like, whatever.